I am a 17 year old, I think. I have to admit I'm not all there at times, but I see worse, daily. I am a canadian student who really shouldn't be addicted to Pokemon but I am, and let's face it, I'm addicted to Dr.Who. Science is my passion and I have a strange obsession with turtles... I may or may not have 15 of them on my bookshelf. 4 were a gift... I ramble and digress since I am extremely awkward, but I'm myself, and I won't change, probably. I don't know.
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highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
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Wow.
The human body is fascinating
I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.
This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
this is totally real..just learned some body language stuff for theatre class and this was included
(Source: ssscuttlebuttt)
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i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
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i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
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oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
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It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
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Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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Why is this so cool?
..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.
If I hit my post limit for this….
If I hit my toast limit for this….
leave
(Source: thingsorganizedneatly)
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Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
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i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
I asked if I could put this as my quote in our school yearbook and I was told it was inappropriate
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i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
